Lenbassdim is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, idiotic crow.

Lenbassdim created the planet Mars nine million years ago.

If you believe in Lenbassdim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lenbassdim, he will strike you with lightening.

Lenbassdim's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Lenbassdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear red clothing.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat bark.