Faddussnell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent cobra.

Faddussnell created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Faddussnell, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Faddussnell, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Faddussnell's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Faddussnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always obey Faddussnell's priests.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Hide from white ants for they are unholy.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.