Titgubwodhit is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty mongoose.

Titgubwodhit created the planet Jupiter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Titgubwodhit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Titgubwodhit, it will refuse to believe in you.

Titgubwodhit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Titgubwodhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Titgubwodhit.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Always help sick manatees.

5. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.
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