Tinkindit is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate dryad.

Tinkindit created the Whirlpool Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinkindit, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tinkindit, it will turn you into a frog.

Tinkindit's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tinkindit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never paint your face cyan.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not take Tinkindit's name in vain.