Nuttdibwig is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, temperamental cat.

Nuttdibwig created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdibwig, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nuttdibwig, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Nuttdibwig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nuttdibwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never bounce near aardvarks.