Vindubfod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic walrus.

Vindubfod created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindubfod, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vindubfod, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vindubfod's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Vindubfod's Holy Commandments

1. Vindubfod must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never hurt ducks.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.