Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak dryad.

Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil, it will send you a sign.

Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cimcepvag Didbonhiv Dibkargil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.