Femcantal is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, effective jackal.

Femcantal created light nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femcantal, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Femcantal, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Femcantal's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Femcantal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Femcantal loves birds, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sit in holy places.