Fudxuccipponpagcubril is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, charitable ferret.

Fudxuccipponpagcubril created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudxuccipponpagcubril, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fudxuccipponpagcubril, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Fudxuccipponpagcubril's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Fudxuccipponpagcubril's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Retreat if six whales approach from the west.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.