Vildossdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise duck.

Vildossdud created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vildossdud, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vildossdud, it will curse you with boils.

Vildossdud's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vildossdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear magenta ear rings.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.