Vilmadtan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, ill-tempered scorpion.

Vilmadtan created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vilmadtan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vilmadtan, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vilmadtan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Vilmadtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear jumpers.