Farwegquim is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful finch.

Farwegquim created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Farwegquim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Farwegquim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Farwegquim's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Farwegquim's Holy Commandments

1. Farwegquim loves whales, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Hide if seven ants approach from the east.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.