Yamstragjenflambudgebyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable dugong.

Yamstragjenflambudgebyog created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yamstragjenflambudgebyog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamstragjenflambudgebyog, it will strike you with lightening.

Yamstragjenflambudgebyog's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yamstragjenflambudgebyog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.