Quafbammet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring wombat.

Quafbammet created matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quafbammet, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quafbammet, it will jump up and down on your head.

Quafbammet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Quafbammet's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the south.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Quafbammet loves bats, so they must be respected.