Mobrotflam is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy coyote.

Mobrotflam created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobrotflam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mobrotflam, he will remove you from existence.

Mobrotflam's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Mobrotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Mobrotflam loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not take Mobrotflam's name in vain.