Jiggedcid is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, intelligent mink.

Jiggedcid created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jiggedcid, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jiggedcid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Jiggedcid's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jiggedcid's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about cell theory.