Vegsanddag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, passionate dugong.

Vegsanddag created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Vegsanddag, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vegsanddag, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Vegsanddag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Vegsanddag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. You must love Vegsanddag.

4. Never wear brown jumpers.

5. Never play with disobedient children.
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