Tadladbap is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unselfish dragon.

Tadladbap created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadladbap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tadladbap, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tadladbap's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Tadladbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Tadladbap loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.