Bedfigbad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awe-inspiring slug.

Bedfigbad created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedfigbad, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bedfigbad, it will turn you into a duck.

Bedfigbad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bedfigbad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bedfigbad.

3. Erect five carbon sculptures of Bedfigbad on top of important buildings.

4. Always help sick sharks.

5. Never write about gravity.