Rotarpnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful mongoose.

Rotarpnarl created Mount Everest eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rotarpnarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rotarpnarl, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Rotarpnarl's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Rotarpnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Never run in the presence of dogs.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.