Wegfumcib is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Wegfumcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegfumcib, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegfumcib, she will try to impress you with trees.

Wegfumcib's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wegfumcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not shave your head.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not cook food in pots.