Dosshathin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Dosshathin created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Dosshathin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dosshathin, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Dosshathin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Dosshathin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dosshathin three times a day.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat bark.