Pakloppod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, caring finch.

Pakloppod created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakloppod, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pakloppod, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pakloppod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pakloppod's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pakloppod.

2. Do not speak about bananas.

3. Hide from white seals for they are unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Put Pakloppod first in all things.