Mobmip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, fast fox.

Mobmip created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Mobmip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mobmip, she will laugh at you.

Mobmip's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Mobmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick porpoises.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never wear mauve trousers.

4. Horses are not to be trusted.

5. Do not laugh in public.