Miskamzag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind wolf.

Miskamzag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miskamzag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Miskamzag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Miskamzag's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Miskamzag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect five lead sculptures of Miskamzag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.