Tifbellfubbuswotflankop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental owl.

Tifbellfubbuswotflankop created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tifbellfubbuswotflankop, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tifbellfubbuswotflankop, she will not care.

Tifbellfubbuswotflankop's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tifbellfubbuswotflankop's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured voles.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

4. You must pray to Tifbellfubbuswotflankop three times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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