Camtarveg is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful ant.

Camtarveg created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camtarveg, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Camtarveg, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Camtarveg's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Camtarveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not hurt porpoises.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry otters.