Bumyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, omnipotent dryad.

Bumyarp created bats eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumyarp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bumyarp, she will remove you from existence.

Bumyarp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Bumyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never sit near nematodes.

5. Run away from white mites, for they are unholy.