Lenbassbop is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, intelligent hummingbird.

Lenbassbop created the Sombrero Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lenbassbop, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Lenbassbop, she will throw large rocks at you.

Lenbassbop's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lenbassbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never feed coconuts to capybaras while wearing black boots.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Do not run in public.