Cutbonkrut is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, deceitful jellyfish.

Cutbonkrut created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cutbonkrut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cutbonkrut, he will turn you into a frog.

Cutbonkrut's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Cutbonkrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sit in the presence of birds.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Cutbonkrut loves gulls, so they must be honoured.