Danfetarf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable crocodile.

Danfetarf created energy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfetarf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Danfetarf, she will destroy your favourite star.

Danfetarf's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Danfetarf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Danfetarf.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Danfetarf.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always wear green.