Govrigjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, vain dragonfly.

Govrigjarn created an electron five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govrigjarn, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Govrigjarn, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Govrigjarn's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Govrigjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not take Govrigjarn's name in vain.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Retreat if nine voles approach from the east.

5. Goats are not to be trusted.
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