Sogrowtun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody clam.

Sogrowtun created the Sol system five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sogrowtun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sogrowtun, she will remove you from existence.

Sogrowtun's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sogrowtun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sogrowtun.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never run in the presence of whales.

5. Always look after injured manatees.