Danfatmabkincarflysak is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, dishonest warg.

Danfatmabkincarflysak created life five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danfatmabkincarflysak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Danfatmabkincarflysak, it will turn you into a frog.

Danfatmabkincarflysak's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Danfatmabkincarflysak's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near badgers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Never go into purple rooms.
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