Stragmonlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered squirrel.

Stragmonlarn created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragmonlarn, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragmonlarn, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stragmonlarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Stragmonlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if seven swans approach from the east.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not take Stragmonlarn's name in vain.