Tippadxuck is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking whale.

Tippadxuck created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tippadxuck, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tippadxuck, he will send you a sign.

Tippadxuck's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Tippadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

3. Erect nine iron sculptures of Tippadxuck on top of important buildings.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Grasshopers are not to be trusted.