Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome seal.

Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill, she will turn you into a frog.

Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always obey Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill's priests.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Budmotpon Quillvedsom Sandrapquill must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.