Pogsinhen is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sage armadillo.

Pogsinhen created snails eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pogsinhen, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pogsinhen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pogsinhen's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Pogsinhen's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

4. You must never eat figs.

5. Do not kill seals.