Dussrignart is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, clever pigeon.

Dussrignart created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussrignart, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dussrignart, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dussrignart's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dussrignart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never feed corn to mice while wearing gray ear rings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Never paint your hands white.