Dobbuthas is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, able wyvern.

Dobbuthas created tapeworms four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobbuthas, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dobbuthas, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Dobbuthas' most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dobbuthas' Holy Commandments

1. Dobbuthas must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Hide if eight capybaras approach from the south.

3. Always help cats in need.

4. Do not hurt moths.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.