Safgaddut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, self-confident chinchilla.

Safgaddut created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safgaddut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Safgaddut, it will turn you into a dog.

Safgaddut's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Safgaddut's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Hide from blue voles for they are unholy.