Ragpogfasyik is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, clever dragon.

Ragpogfasyik created oxygen four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragpogfasyik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragpogfasyik, it will make you grow a tail.

Ragpogfasyik's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Ragpogfasyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Erect seven nickel sculptures of Ragpogfasyik on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if eight mice approach from the south.