Betrulkip is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, amazing hippopotamus.

Betrulkip created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Betrulkip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Betrulkip, she will throw large rocks at you.

Betrulkip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Betrulkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help moths in need.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.