Hatstigdud is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, smart raccoon.

Hatstigdud created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatstigdud, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hatstigdud, she will come to you in dreams.

Hatstigdud's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Hatstigdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never feed onions to birds while wearing yellow kilts.

3. Always help moths.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Do not covet oxen.