Mipmabbig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty butterfly.

Mipmabbig created everything that exists three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipmabbig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mipmabbig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Mipmabbig's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Mipmabbig's Holy Commandments

1. Mipmabbig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always look after injured aardvarks.

4. Feed all hungry dogs.

5. Respect your elders.