Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, flying shark.

Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim created carbon two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near shrews.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Gidmapomtyimteen Vanafafbess Yimfobyim loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.