Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective giraffe.

Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not dye your hair pink.

5. Vidlablapyogyamkanbabget loves moths, so they must be respected.