Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil scorpion.

Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. You must love Carfutlenshavsandfossbutsom.

3. Do not dye your hair indigo.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.