Vonlunkar is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, humane raven.

Vonlunkar created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonlunkar, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vonlunkar, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Vonlunkar's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vonlunkar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Hide if three swans approach from the east.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not stand on grass.