Hompibbag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, sage squirrel.

Hompibbag created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hompibbag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Hompibbag, she will strike you with lightening.

Hompibbag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Hompibbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.